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buzka A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual. What is a person who speaks one language...? An American.

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Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.

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The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher interruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

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Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.

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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".

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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.

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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.